So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
