It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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