hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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