Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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