the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You need a sexual gate keeper
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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