butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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