Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We don't watch enough power rangers
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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