guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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