i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
