Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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