Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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