I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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