There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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