I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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