oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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