hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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