if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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