ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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