I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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