In America we eat man semen.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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