Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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