What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm both gender and math confused
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize