is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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