Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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