You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Randomize
