I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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