Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Randomize
