So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Everyone says I win the strip club
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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