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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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