Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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