Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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