used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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