so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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