glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
