im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
