do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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