is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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