A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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