your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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