So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
