You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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