i would punch a child for taco bell
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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