is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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