She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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