I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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