Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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