she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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