I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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