I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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