is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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