I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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