I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I am one with the molecules
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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