Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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