yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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