i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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