I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
This toilet bowl is my home.
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