id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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