I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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