Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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